My Problem with A. Einstein

I was watching a scientist on TV the other day, and he, of course, mentioned "The Theory of Evolution" and I am always interested in stuff that is way above my head.

But after listening to him, I came to one conclusion: The trouble with Einstein is that he was of the male gender.

I say this because the TV scientist, whoever he was, told his audience that if we could travel in a time warp, we could take off for somewhere in the vast universe and come back only to find that we had not left yet. Now that boggles the mind! Especially a woman's mind. Why?

Because.

Think of it. If a woman was three months pregnant when she took off from Earth and met up with a time warp, would she arrive back on Earth still three months pregnant, or with a child that was 5,000 years old, or would she now be two months pregnant, not three months?

Now you know why men get exasperated with their women.